I Won The 'Panty Lottery' At Macy's

I once worked on an inventory crew at a Macy’s store. A group of us were waiting in the stock room for assignments. The supervisor said for me to follow her to “I.A.” I didn’t know what I.A. meant, but soon found out it stands for Intimate Apparel.

She told me my assignment was to count all the panties in the department. What an assignment! I thought I had died and gone to heaven!! I had my scanner and I was ready, willing and able to ‘panty dive.’ I don’t know how many pairs I counted but I’m sure at least 200 went through my happy fingers.

I would say the largest number were nylon briefs, followed by nylon hipsters and bikinis. There were some cottons and a smaller number of satin briefs and tap pants. The aroma given off by the new nylon and satin panties was an olfactory delight for me. There were sizes to fit all women from small ones for the petites to XL for Queen Size customers.

I also counted the teen and pre-teen panties, which didn’t arouse me like the adult models (probably a good thing anyway). I admit that I’m an ‘older guy’ and my fetish leans especially toward vintage nylon and satin full cut briefs, especially the ones from the ‘50s with embroidered flowery appliques and ribbon bows on the waistbands. The thongs and bikinis that the teens wear don’t do much for me. It’s weird I know, but it must be an age thing.

Needless to say, that day in the I.A. department at Macy’s was ‘heaven on earth.’ My panty fetish was sated to the max.