Here's The Thing

Clutter... Lol! It drives me nuts.

perfectionist? :O

Oh God no! Ha! ...Minimalist through attention deficit disorder necessity. Lol!

LOL!!! now you met me - you will be cured :P lmao joke....

You build me up just to knock me down. *sniff* ;)

*hands you a tissue :( * keep it...

Fanks...
http://youtu.be/cx-yPMOlcw8

LMAO nooo... you didnt just have me listen to that...

*grins*

It really really is. :)
That's noted.

I'm so sorry. How rude you must think me. I forgot to sign out. :/

damn....would you pay to stay in mine? I am loose but not easy, cheap but not free!

lol im just wondering is all

I don't take pay offs no... Just be awesome, I'll notice. :D

*shakes arms* RATZ :(

Well I'll take the money if you want, but the awesomeness is still required. :)

:)

with a nice honey glaze.

*smiles sweetly*

ohhhh.... not that smile! *whimpers*

*giggles*

This was in response to a person (& not the first *sigh*) trying to bully me into adding them. It wasn't self praise it was exasperation. :(

I think I was the first to bully my way into your circle and your heart or at least I hope that is the case !

You're alright ;)

*big wide smile* @ Julien.

@ Dente - you didn't bully, you surprised me. Actually, I think perhaps we surprised each other. <3

Sonnet.... I've got your back ;-) Everything you said was honest and based on first hand experience; I feel the same. People are projecting a lot of their own issues into this.... again, I am quite sure there is a vast difference between the adds men get, and the adds women do.

You're right Ruby, I'm sure of it... For even six bus loads of weirdos there'll be one or two sane decent people. :)

and then there's the train that pulls up with not one sane person aboard... ;-P

hey that train is Fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI&sns=em

*sings along*

What adds men get, RR? We hunt, but we don't gather.

No.

Thanks for the help, doll. :-p

*giggles* :D

*giggles*

You should go read some of my stuff & be sure you actually like me first. :)

That sounds fair, but at least I made you giggle. That has to be at least 1/2 point in my favor.

:)

Some things I've read, you are kooky and alive! Most people are not. Others have made me think, thanks. That doesn't happen a lot. :)

You made you giggle again. :)

Thanks Ruby. :D Yes. I wanted to be honest & straightforward... The influx of crazy has been insane. We've spoken about this before. :/

So, just so that I understand, it is inappropriate for me to inquire about a woman's sexual inclinations without first having had some conversations with her? *takes notes* Interesting.

Although, I have found this is a good way to prevent having cyber-sex with a man who lives in his mother's basement who likes to wear latex on the weekend.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Look, we all know you're talking about Goliath. You may as well just come out & say it

Goliath and I have a special connection. Don't you dare mock us or I shall stamp my feet and behave like a donkey. (He loves when I do that)

Goliath's a brony???

I am NOT a pony! I'm a donkey. There's a difference! *huffs*

Goliath' a bronkey then? Geez... You think you know a person.

He's not just a bronkey... he's MY bronkey...

Ok... really? I need a shower now...

...& your mane brushed through.

He is most certainly not a pony! He is a fabulous rainbow striped unicorn! I and I am a magnificent stallion!

I see... Fascinating. ;)

Magnificent? With a flowing mane?

waxed and flowing...all at the same time....that is why it is magnificent!

N----E----V----E----R!!!

*jumps* No need to raise your voice my dear. <3

I was trying to impart the depth of my feelings on the matter. :)

where the hell have you been.....we are on a break. come back pantsless in 15 minutes.....no...make that 8 minutes.

Joey you gotta sweater I can borrow? I'm cold..
Oh wait - if it's **** time, I'm halfway undressed already.

Laynes been prancing around in my panties for the last hour....he started early.

Figures. He (Layne)'s a frisky li'l bunny this weather. ;)

Did I miss the holiday ****? *******...!

Careful... Layne's full blown frottage first ask questions later at the minute. Lmao!

Just to be clear, winter orgies only require the removal of bottoms....

Sweetie we've been friends for absolute yonks! This story is addressed only to those pushy people that start showing up & throwing their weight around when the weather turns cold. :/

HNudie dancing in the streets!!!!

*spins you* <3

Simply put - it's the difference between 500 *friends* & 40 Friends.

simply put - it is the difference between a public park and a gated community.

& how exactly does that make me a *****?

I said it sounded elitist and bitchy to me.. you are a whole person with all kinds of qualities. I am sure you would not argue with me that occasionally bitchy may be among them. Where you a ***** in this particular case? Who is to judge, we can all take from it what we like, I told you how I think it made you sound. Certainly you thought I sounded like an *******, however was I an *******? I think that would be up for debate. Does that make sense?

Don't condescend to me Mr Coil!

Lately I've had constant add requests from people who refuse to play by the Ep *rules* & then get prissy when I don't want to add them. citing other people that I've added of late as reasons why they should be. Well no. This is my account & I can add or not add as I please. It doesn't mean I see myself better. It just means I want a small circle.
It's entirely your affair what you do. As its entirely my affair what I do!

I wasn't condescending you. You are 100 percent right. You should be able to friend or not friend as many or as few as you so chose, just as I do. But just as you have that right, I have the right to give you my opinion about it, as you have the right to give me yours, as you just did.

& your opinion is if I choose to work differently than you then I am bitchy & elitist. Is that correct?

Are you saying that you want to have an affair with Copper?

No no Goliath. This one isn't getting sidelined. I'll have an answer from the tightly wound one as to whether it is indeed his way or no way!

Merry Christmas! So, are you two really going to argue the semantics of interweb opinions?

Better that we all get drunk and screw.

'Tis the season to gloss over Coppy & his high horse, is that what you're saying?

tis the season to horse around a bit....

Don't do that! You'll rip the seat of our smarty pants!

I read all of this but the only thing I took away from it was "getting drunk and screwing"....sorry...Im pretty shallow...never denied that.

Don't mind Coppy Super Sonnet. Tis the season Mr. Grinch puts on his too-tight shoes (y'know, those pointy-toed Elf-kin boots worn by all of Santa's assistants), practices his scowl in the mirror, throws stones at puppies and growls at little girls. Overwhelm him with smiles, kindness, syrupy words and thoughts and he simply withers in delight.

Katie? Are you drunk yet?

*offers Punk1n a Christmas cookie* :)

*offers to allow Punkin to eat said cookie off my bare bottom*

I don't think this wAs bitchy at all. Just stating fact. You have every right to keep your circle small. There are plenty of places on here where you can interact with the general populace. "Adding" people should be reserved for those you are truly close to. You wouldn't invite just anyone into your house, would you?

LOL

You laugh at me a lot, Punk1n. I'm glad I amuse you. ;)

Your a koala...whats not to laugh at. And Joeys bare *** with a cookie on it...come on...you know you peeked at it...

Just made me jealous that my bare *** did have a cookie as well

JOEY! Layne wants you to put a cookie on his ***.

Katie- Okies honey. Thanks for the heads-up. :)

As for you three (Goliath, Punk1n & Layne). You're all just utterly naughty. Though I'm sure SaintsForever would be interested in the video rights. ;)

Mama always told us to do what we are good at. We always listen to mama!

mama said goliath was special...LOL

On this one particular subject we are extremes sonnet. I am community college and you are an ivy league university. Both have their place in this world. But regardless one is elitist the other isn't. On further review, I would like to retract the bitchy part of my original comment. You are not necessarily being bitchy. So I apologise for the bitchy comment, but hold fast to the elitist one.

***and this just got boring again with a bunch of those ..."words"**** lolol

So only one insult remains, & I'm supposed to just accept that as A okay??? Off you trot now!

Take a hard look at yourself. Are you really so squeaky clean as you are wishing all of us to believe? What are you trying to prove and to who?

Wowsers, you're really on the attack now aren't you? What is it Mr Coil, looking for my scarlet letter because no one's backing you up that I'm a *****? Lol!

Sorry, you are taking all this way too personally, and now you have gone into full blown defensively mode. I am not fighting with you btw, but you seem to be fighting with me. No one backing me up? Do you think I care who backs me up on what I think? My friends are all a bunch of elitist cooks just like you. Joefoxx.. kidfox.. allergic.. beau.. but the difference between them and you is they know it an own it. You are fighting some kind of have to be a good girl all the time syndrome.

So now you're back to condescension. Lmao! Surely you can do better?
& this good girl syndrome you speak of. Lol! You don't know me at all... But then you're not in my circle so why would you? ;D

Looks like neither of us knows the other. So it goes.

I didn't seek you out though... *shrugs*
Bye-bye. *waves*

GoodBye delightful and delicious sonnet.. I guess I just have no idea what I am missing.

& yet you keep coming around... Perhaps you should ask yourself why that is, eh? :)

Really this friend crucible thing you got going on, your sensitivity to criticism, and the way people coddle you like you will shatter or go ballistic on them at any moment are all I got against you. Everything else about you seems perfectly decent and admirable. So we will never be friends, big deal, but I am not the sort to avoid people just because we don't click. Ep is a party, we will be bumping into each other from time to time, no need to have problems. Anyway, in spite of your oddly defensively behavior here in this thread, I want to give you kuddos for not just deleting my sour grapes comment and blocking me. That shows a depth of character. Merry Christmas I'll officially leave you be now.

The crucible comment is just ridiculous & you know it.
The coddling thing is a nod to my well documented temper, & is a clear attempt to belittle & is therefore pathetic in itself
The ***** statement has been withdraw so I guess that one slides.

I've always been polite to you. You've commented on my stuff & I've never been in any way rude even though I'm sure it's clear that I don't find you to be a person of interest. But that's okay though isn't it. We can't seek everyone out. That's just life.

But... & bear in mind that I've given you amble opportunity to take yourself off before I brought this up...

BUT... Do I take offence at being accused of elitism by someone who has made unashamed anti-Semitic statements in the past. Well damn straight I do. So if that makes me sensitive to criticism then I'll own it. No problem.

Now, be gone!

<------------is an a elitist most days and proud of it.

Is it wrong to be slightly turned on by Sonnet right now? I dont think so. Jeebus you two.

*purrs @ Ediez*

*nibbles lip* cant get enough of you...... ahem!

*pounces*

Once ediez takes sides, it is all over.. to the victor goes the spoils. *bows graciously before the entire thread* This uninteresting condescending antisemitic returns defeated to beneath the primordial rock from which he slithered.

@ Edie - I am sort of turned on too. More than a little...^-^

You have yourself a Merry Christmas now wont'cha... Toddle pip. :)

cant we all just get along....i love everyone...except that chick over there....kindaaaaa creepy...

What are you talking about Punk1n, sweetie. That was me being nice. :)

Damn mastur.. can't yah spare a nickel for a old ep veteran such as yourself? Why Elohim have you forsaken me in this pit of gentile vipers!

Yes mastur..

'cause Jin is both delicious & delightful. :)

golly!

I like you guys already! You're funny. And some of you even smell pretty.

OH OH THATS ME!!! I SMELL GOOD!!!!!!

You smell like cookies.. punkin.

Sometimes I smell like bacon though...nothing drives a man wild like bacon scented boobies!! =P

OK, so I am beffudled. At first I thought Coppy was joking. Then it turned into a fight between two of the people I love the most on EP and I wanted to cry.
And yeah, I'm ******* elitist, actually. I only add people I *like*. It doesn't get anymore elitist than that, because to be fair, there is no real rationale. I just like you or I don't. Yeah. I'm elitist. And I am also bitchy. Some of my stories are a concentrate of bitchiness (see my rants about my former flatmate, or about fangirls - bitchy as hell, truth be told).

***holds Kit and cuddles her while she lets it out**** its ok bebet...you tell em!!

Thanks Punk1n... I just want my friends to get alooooooong! *sobs*

Sorry, can we go back to bacon scented boobies?

We love you Kit, same as always. <3

Bacon scented boobies? Where? I want!

I love you too, Sonnet. You are pure deliciousness. I also love Coppy, mind.

It's ok.. just think of us as devorced parents that were never together to begin with. But since we love you so much we will be nice and polite around you so you never have to feel uncomfortable.

Only around her? *noted* ;)

*gets all aspie and stubborn and pulls you both into a hug*

I love you, dammit. lol

You're so utterly adorable Kit. :)

Damn right I am. Now I'm going to go around and ask all my EP besties to kiss me. Because it's Christmas Eve and I'm drunk and I CAN.

*pounces*

WOOHOO ITS NEKED TIME!!!!!

*streaks thread*

Nekkid Christmas party!!!!

are there any other kinds of christmas parties????

They are the best! Can we play twister?

Is it wrong that I am hard for Sonnet, Ediez, Ruby and Jin all at once? It's a Christmas miracle!

damn.....I knew I went to bed too early. Santa came and left Joey a *****!

Im just hurt he wasnt hard for me...I did eat cookies off his *** at some point in this thread. =/

Was it this thread??? Im starting to lose place...we molest so many of these....

Haven't we all....Haven't we all......I picked out those assless chaps he wears....

*cries*

**holds Goliath as he weeps****

Hey! Santa brought me a present too!

I can't believe Joey wasn't hard for me. Pffft, what's the use of getting nekkid? *puts clothes back on*

EP record for thread replies is 844. Onward. Mush!

Alright Katie, give us a chance. We're eating here!

I shall however commence merlot consumption in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2......

In defense of my own bitchy elitistisms I like to think of myself as a ivy league school with a excellent scholarship program for those who might be community college in some ways ...

Like this dente.. I want a scholarship.

Why the hell does everyone have their clothes on?

Goliath, I don't recall anyone saying they did have clothes on. Maybe you are just using your imagination badly.

*looks down* oh right!

So you naked under that tutu skirt?

tutu? I will have you know that this is a cumber bun!

Ive been looking for that Goliath..***snatches it off him and runs like the dickens***

careful, there are cookie crumbs in the pleats!

*Dusts off the chair next to me* Copper, you can sit next to me at the nerd/ freak table. I promise I wont bite..well not hard anyways. We can sit and watch the drones walk by and laugh at their conformist behaviors.

I told you that about Joeys *** too but didnt stop you now did it?? =P

You mean to tell me there are conformists in our midst?? Personally, I prefer contortionists.

Oh goliath, trying to get us women to eat crumbs off of you again.

damn, you keep responding at the same time as me making my comment look out of place.

I can twist my arm 360 degrees.....does that count as contortionist.

You don't have to eat them...just dust....lightly....over and over.....

Oh....and the hair on Joey's *** is like a natural lint trap....very effective at holding crumbs.

LOL

This morning I woke up thinking "dang man...I hope I get some more intel on Joeys *** today.." You never let me down G.

Can't.......stop.........laughing.

I have a topographical map that I drew that I could post for you. It has elevation contours and everything!

Oh my, you are obsessed with that man's ***.

@ coppy you've got a full scholarship!

TusHE maps

*slaps the back of Dente's hand* No! Bad!

I tend to doubt the topological accuracy of said maps....

*puts sad hand in fanny pack*

There are so many ways to read that.... lol

*squeals with laugher* <<< is incapable of anything else right now.

o_O wow. sounds like I missed a party.

no Benis....you should know by now that the party never ends.

True this. I'm definitely not online nearly as often anymore.

Thankies. :D

I DEMAND YOU....just....PAY ME!!!!...yea....

ok...is this a negotiation? where do we start? Buy low sell high!

*does both your bidding* Wait, that's not how this was supposed to go. ;)

wait...what happened??? I swear whenever I talk to the both of you at the same time I get so confused!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!

It is a tight squeeze, us both being in these smarty pants simultaneously! ;)

speak for yourself....I am not wearing pants.

Crikey!

how do you two fit so many brain cells in just two heads. It amazes me. =P

Let me rephrase....two and a half heads....LOL

bb's in a boxcar punk1n, bb's in a boxcar

LOLOL

Is it 'cause I's ickle. Or what are you implying?
*drools from the corner of her mouth*

*licks drool*

Are you still sick babe?? Want to share my fever with me? ***brings you tea***wipes your drool***

Goliath- no, just no.

Punk1n- you're such a sweetie. Thankies honeybunch. :)

huh? but i want to carry you baby!!! i know it is so very unconventional, but it is the dawn of a new age!!

I have no idea what this means, but it sounds expensive!

Now that I get this I can safely say I shall endeavour to be worth every penny. :)