Here's a Question For Ya.

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?
BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
41-45, M
23 Responses Feb 7, 2008

United States Congress

I give up. Which?

What a Pal. : )

He has my vote.

Some of them are even worse. You never know until you have voted them in already it seems.

I believe your right Mike.<br />
Problem is the officials running for office are just more of the same.

Maybe you guys should get out and use your vote more often....might get the rest of the world a better deal too!

The numbers are probably higher on the presidents. : )

Pretty good. : )

so this rancher is out watching his cows when a bright red ferrari comes SCREAMING down the little dirt path to his ranch. the rancher grabs his gun out of his truck and leans up against the truck. the ferrari drifts to a stop and a guy in a brand new armani suit steps out.<br />
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'can I help you?' the rancher says<br />
'we'll actually i'm interested in making a little wager' says the stranger. 'i'm in need of a calf but nobody will sell me one. If I can guess the number of cows and calves on your ranch exactly, will you give me one?'<br />
'haha, why not?' says the rancher. 'this could be interesting.'<br />
The stranger pull a small disc from his ferrari, turns a dial on it and it becomes a desk on which the stranger places a laptop.<br />
'I'm contacting a satellite which will take a satellite photo of your ranch.' he says, tapping away at the keyboard. 'now I will transfer the photo to a lab in germany where a supercomputer will analyze the data.'<br />
a few seconds later the strangers PDA rings.<br />
'that was the computer. the data has been analyzed and now I will send it to a computer language professional who will process the report' says the stranger. seconds later his blackberry rings.<br />
'the data has been processed and it seems you have exactly 1435 cows and calves here.'<br />
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'pretty good!' says the racher. 'i guess you can pick yourself a calf!'<br />
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the stranger grabs an animal and puts it in the trunk of his ferrari.'<br />
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'hold up stranger,' says the rancher. 'If I can guess what you do for a living can I have my animal back?'<br />
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'I guess that would be fair' says the stranger.<br />
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'you're a congressman.' says the rancher.<br />
'what!?! how did you know?' the congressman exclaims<br />
'cuz you came here when no one needed you, used thousands of dollars worth of unnecessary equipment to give me an answer to a question i never asked and already knew, then you expected payment for it, and you don't know a thing about animals, now give me back my dog!''

Amen, Blue! :)

They are proof to the world that no one is perfect.

lol, despite them for writting laws but no ones perfect.

who said taste has ever had anything to do with our elected officials???

lol no comment. I am lacking taste at the moment. lol

Then somehow I don't feel so cheated...

Bigger than a Glock...how about a Benelli?

Yes fun and danger. I think I may need something bigger than a Glock for this mission though.<br />
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WOO I'm sure he was looking for votes and what better way than a lap dance?

Give me a gun and I got your back.

You better keep the gun close at hand. Or in your hand lol

He has my vote...

stratos is probably one of them lol

I knew it wouldn't take long. : )<br />
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.<br />
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The same crack heads that write out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.