One Of My Better Features, I Suppose...

I have a butt. A nice one, apparently. Well, according to every girl I ever dated and the woman I married.

See, I am a guy. Most of the times I'm not even aware I have a butt until it starts itching. And I belong to the category of men that doesn't think scratching it in public might offend somebody.

As for my own butt: Well, it holds up my pants, gives me a cushion to sit on and it feels good when my wife grabs it...
Kletti Kletti
May 14, 2012