More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into the ground.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to ten trees.
What did one boob say to the other boob? "Dude, we better stop sagging or people gonna think we're nuts."
How was the grand canyon created? A jew dropped a penny in a hole.