Oh The Stories...

I love to tell people the stories behind my scars, sometimes they look horrified.

I have a scar on my forehead where my brother put my head into the corner of the TV, it was when i was very young, and the TV had a wooden frame... i had many stitches :P

I also have a nice scar on my knee where my sister stabbed me with a pencil, she just ran into the room wielding it like a dagger and plunged it into my kneecap. That was fun. =Danger, sarcasm alert=

I have a scar under my lip where one of my teeth when right through, i dont know how it happened, it was when i was quite small.

I have yet ANOTHER scar on my face, a tiny one in my left eyebrow, not even my parents know how that got there...

i have ANOTHER scar on the bridge of my nose, this one is tiny, but i LOVE telling this story, i joined circus society at uni for a laugh, and found the staff, and started spinning it like a crazy person, behind my back, above my head, into my face... it hit my glasses so hard the bridge of the glasses dug into the bridge of my nose, and left a nice little scar, it was funny having blood dripping from my nose and just continuing. Im actually quite lucky on this one, the staff hit my glasses straight on the right lens. If i wasn't wearing glasses then i might have done real damage to that eye, considering it hit enough enough force to dig my glasses into the bridge of my nose.

I have a scar on my hand where i was trying to repair my bicycle, with a VERY poorly designed bicycler wrench. This image looks quite similar to it

You see the spikes on the left side? well, the bike wheel was stuck on, so i had to pull really hard, as hard as i could, using my leg as leverage, and then, it gave way, and the spike on the wrench went straight into my hand, again, first instinct after controlling the bleeding was to keep working, but i didnt like to think of the dirt getting into the gash, so i showed by bloody hand to my housemate :P then wrapped up my hand before going back to work, took ages with only 1 hand.

To be honest, that last scar is my favourite, i accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a rusty, dirty and blunt tool, that still managed to hit the muscle, (it still feels uncomfortable sometimes) and i didn't even go to the doctor until after i fixed my bike :P i have been called crazy for that one.
MrWinstonSmith MrWinstonSmith
26-30, M
Dec 15, 2012