I always wanted to be a comic. There were only two problems: We didn't have enough cash to do anything... and I just wasn't funny. It took me years to realize my friends were really just laughing at me. Half the time, I'd say a joke and they'd grab their sides and scream, "No more!!" while laughing so hard they'd cry! Yeah, turns out they were just crying. I like to think I've got a good sense of humor, but... every now and then, you've got to stop and be serious. Perfect example!! I've got a serious question for you... When guys say they're bored, does that mean they're stiff?