Living My Life Within Restrictions, Rebelliously

 How to explain? I'll probably come up with others over time.

I'm different, I'm confusing, you'll get me sometimes and not others...that’s the way it is, for now anyways.

 

smebro smebro
22-25, M
5 Responses Aug 10, 2007

Brevity is the soul of wit. As ever, you're right on time.

Yeah baby!<br />
1am here. Saturday morning. Time for bed, I’d love to stay up and talk all night about how…<br />
The creatures most correctly called daddy-longlegs are in their own separate Order which is Opiliones. Common names for this Order are 1) daddy-longlegs, 2) harvestmen and 3) opilionids. They are characterized by having one basic body segment which shows segmentation on the posterior portion, at most 2 eyes and all 8 legs attach to the pill-like body segment. They are usually found under logs and rocks, prefer moist habitat although they can be found in the desert, often have long flexible legs (in the temperate Northern hemisphere but there are also short-legged daddy-longlegs) and they do not produce silk so therefore they are never found in webs unless they are being eaten by spiders. Because they are found under logs and other stuff which people most often are not turning over, most folks don't run into daddy-longlegs very often.<br />
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But instead I bid adieu, baby, good morning, good afternoon, good night.<br />
I'll be back in 10-15 hours.

Perhaps tomorrow I'll edit in a cute puppy instead of the spider, and then all our spider banter will seem totally out of context. What a hoot that’ll be.<br />
**** I'm tired, I'm finding myself hilarious tonight.

'What kind of plans?' you might wonder...<br />
Well, I don't know. You might (wonder I mean)

I thought twice about placing that there (although one might wonder why I put it there to begin with). I worried people would make a mental link between smebro and spider. All my plans would be ruined with that kind of negative association.