She Can't RideI've mentioned before how my wife attempts to portray my little **** as average size and won't call it small except very rarely. Last night while out to dinner, I joked with her that she was going to have to be on top when we got home. That caused an unhappy look on her face which I understood. Riding me is awkward because quite frankly, it is hard to move around very much without my short, skinny **** falling out. She just said, you know I don't like to be on top. I told her that it was okay, she wasn't going to have to do that and I understood the difficulty. I told her that since I "drive" a lot more than she does. I know how difficult it was to move without my little **** falling out. She giggled then put on a straight face and told me that it wasn't small.
We both know it is and she has told me when under the influence of the right amount of alcohol how disappointed she was the first time we ******. She knows it's small, I know she knows it's small and she knows that I know that she thinks it is small.
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