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Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
open. cmon, monsters. come out. i DARE you.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
no. that's stealing. but their complimentary matresses are nice.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
i sleep upside down in a cape. so..

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
yup. it was very subtle. it was one of those giant things telling cars about traffic and road closures. it was great.

Do you like to use post-it notes?
yeah. they're a great source of warmth for baby ducks.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
did you read "coupons" like "kewwwwwpawns"? or like "coopons"? i say coopons.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
a bear covered in bees. in space.

Do you have freckles?
yes'm

Do you always smile for pictures?
no. screw you if you ever try/ied to take my picture.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
when people dont smile in pictures. they're such jerks.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no, i get distracted.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
that's the only place i feel comfortable enough to go. which is unfortunate considering i live in arizona.

What about pooped in the woods?
gross. what am i? an animal?? dont they at least use portajohnnies?

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
i music when there's no dance playing. because i live my fullest to the life.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
no i usually end up chewing my desk and my papers. it sucks.

How many people have you slept with this week?
more than youu. haha just kidding. just your mom. you should know when im kidding, i love your mom very much.

What size is your bed?
big enough for your mother to snuggle with me.

What is your Song of the week?
umm i think it's "give a little bit" by the googoodolls. just cuz im feelin' it.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
only if they...if...say that there was a shortage in....no.

Do you still watch cartoons?
yeah.

Whats your least favorite movie?
my best friend's wedding

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
GET SUMM!! and no. probably not.

What do you drink with dinner?
tacos.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
tacos.

What is your favorite food?
umm...

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
TACOS!

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
i lost count, im part lipstick.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
nah. but i've made fun of boy scouts?

Would you ever ***** or pose nude in a magazine?
probably not, im very busy,

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i do it everytime i feel sentimental. but it's usually to people i pretend not to care about so i crumple it up and throw it away.

Can you change the oil on a car?
nah. i learned once but i forgot.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yeah i was running in the hall in first grade and my teacher was like, "watch. one day. i will look for you. i will find you. and i will FINE YOU FIFTY DOLLARS!!" and i was like...wha

Ran out of gas?
no never ever

Favorite kind of sandwich?
the dead baby kind!

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
fetuses. feti?

What is your usual bedtime?
i dont have one. whenever my body decides to give out on me.

Are you lazy?
you could call it that

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
a vampire. a witch.

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
virgo! wait..

How many languages can you speak?
two. one and a half.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
nope.

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGOS ALL THE WAY! it was impossible to eat lincoln logs. took years. like dog bones.

Are you stubborn?
NO. AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY MY OPINION WILL NEVER CHANGE

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
CONAN!

Ever watch soap operas?
yeah. once. never again.

Afraid of heights?
no. falling from them.

Sing in the car?
not really. im a bad singer.

Dance in the shower?
that's just unwise.

Dance in the car?
also unwise. i mean, it's different if you stay seated.

Ever used a gun?
yeah. to turn on the tv because i didn't have the remote.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
never

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
extremely.

Is Christmas stressful?
eh. not really.

Ever eat a pierogi?
whoa. my dyslexic mind was like "why would i eat a piercing?"

Favorite type of fruit pie?
banana. BANANAS ARE A FRUIT

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
a mermaid. didn't work out.

Do you believe in ghosts?
mermaid ghosts

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
whoa. i feel like i've answered this before.

Take a vitamin daily?
a vitamin of heroine?

Wear slippers?
SLIPPERS OF JUSTICE

Wear a bath robe?
A BATHROBE OF ...yeah occasionally.

What do you wear to bed?
another bed.

First concert?
never been. i need to go to one though...

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
karlmart.

Nike or Adidas?
kswiss. ohhhhhh!

Cheetos Or Fritos?
sunchips

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
peanuuuuts

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
nope. should i have?

Ever take dance lessons?
i took ballet for a month. when i was 8.

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
nope. no idea. none whatsoever.

Can you curl your tongue?
yes.

Ever won a spelling bee?
no, i lost on purpose because i didnt' want to stand in front of a crowd all the time.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yesm.

Own any record albums?
i wish. i love records.

Own a record player?
no. *tear*

Regularly burn incense?
nope.

Ever been in love?
yeah. but now my heart is broken. because now your mom just wants to be friends with benefits and we jsut dont conenct liek we used to and i miss it so much and i have no idea if SHE feels the same way because she's so clsoed off and keeps to herself. it's HER fault i started drinking!!

Who would you like to see in concert?
sigur ros. eels. thrice. dresden dolls, maybe greenday. flogging molly! hmm..who else is good live? maybe the fray. i dunno. bowling for soup.

What was the last concert you saw?
never been!

Hot tea or cold tea?
no tea. you scream for ice cream!

Tea or coffee?
NEITHER

Sugar or snickerdoodles?
snickerdoodles.

Can you swim well?
kinda. not really.

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yeah.

Are you patient?
i can be extremely patient.

DJ or band, at a wedding?
dead silence. DEAD. SILENCE.

Ever won a contest?
a few times for writing and drawings, i think.

Ever have plastic surgery?
yeah. i got my wings removed and the skin on my back smoothed from the stumps.

Which are better black or green olives?
OLIVES ARE THE DEVIL'S WORK

Can you knit or crochet?
i used to be able to crochet but i foudn it tedious and useless.

Best room for a fireplace?
closet.

Do you want to get married?
someday. hopefully.

If married, how long have you been married?
i got married to time. he doesnt remember how long we've been together. but he says when we're together, it's like he doesn't exist.

Who was your HS crush?
i dont have crushes. i have people i think are mysterious.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
nah. i let it be.

Do you have kids?
yeah. about fourteen. they clean the ceiling. i kind regret buyign them but your mom really wanted to baby something. so i was like, why not babies!

Do you want kids?
no. gross.

Whats your favorite color?
transparent.

Do you miss anyone right now?
yeah. SO. what are you going to do? bring them to me?

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
no.
Girlonwire Girlonwire 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2011

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