I Have a Survey Addiction
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
depends. Sometimes I feel like having a Monster Bash, ya know?
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Always. Then sell them on the black market at double the price in Mongolia
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Sheets? What are these things you speak of?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Street sign? no. But I did steal a street FROM a sign. Very tricky, but I pulled it off.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Only to stick to someone's forehead
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don't even get the newspaper.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Attacked by a big bear riding a horse blindfolded and shooting a gun at me while I run parallel to him in the opposite direction shooting paintballs at it. In space.
Do you have freckles?
last time I checked
Do you always smile for pictures?
Because I learned the hard way that you look like an idiot when you cringe away from it
What is your biggest pet peeve?
So many...so so so many...
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
nope. I count in 5 to 8s. 1 2 3 HIT 5 6 7 8 and one two three...
Have you ever peed in the woods?
two words: Girl's Camp.
What about pooped in the woods?
Have YOU?
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
There's always music playing *taps forehead*
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope. I do it paper though.
How many people have you slept with this week?
Well, I did sleep with an elephant, and a prince, and John Smith (From Pocahontas!)...
What size is your bed?
big enough for all of us to sleep in together
What is your Song of the week?
So many...but...Comptine d'un autre ete:L'apres-midi by Yann Tierson
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
No. Unless it's a tie, and it matches their date's skirt.
Do you still watch cartoons?
duh.
Whats your least favorite movie?
Cheaper by the Dozen
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
First comes the question of "Where did I get it from?" If it's from the bank, it's a different story than if I stole it from some angry pirates chasing me.
What do you drink with dinner?
Your soul.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Zombie juice. (Good for the heart!)
What is your favorite food?
erm...
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Harry Potter. X-Men. Princess Bride.
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
In real life or in my dreams? Two totally different answers...
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Do I LOOK like someone who would?
Would you ever ***** or pose nude in a magazine?
nahh. Not feelin it.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
My friend Nick, who's in Spain right now.
Can you change the oil on a car?
I wish.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
It was intense man. High speed chase, cops honking, lights flashing, me trying to hide the stash of meth and whiskey under the seats and in the floor....That got my adrenaline going.
Ran out of gas?
Is that physically possible?
Favorite kind of sandwich?
The good kind.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
WAFFLES
What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I decide I should go to bed.
Are you lazy?
I would say that I'm opportunistic, and that the opportunity hasn't come along yet.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Elephant. Dictionary. Witch. Muggle.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
The rat, I think
How many languages can you speak?
One and a mix of other languages
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
The Friend, New Era, Ensign
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos.
Are you stubborn?
Yes. Yes I am.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
James, jeremy, and Hammond
Ever watch soap operas?
Does that one episode of psych count?
Afraid of heights?
Nahh. Certain thrills come from standing up high.
Sing in the car?
Not really. I just like to take it in.
Dance in the shower?
I don't dance.
Dance in the car?
I play air guitar/keyboard...
Ever used a gun?
I'd say on average once a month
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
School photos count, yes?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Depends. The older the musical, the better
Is Christmas stressful?
eh. not really.
Ever eat a pierogi?
I'll say "no"
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry. Or Apple, if it's really good.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Meteorologist, Pirate, Queen of England
Do you believe in ghosts?
Depends. We talkin Scooby-Doo ghosts or just spirits?
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Duh.
Take a vitamin daily?
define "vitamin"
Wear slippers?
only in December
Wear a bath robe?
Nope. Don't own one
What do you wear to bed?
Skin. Nails. hair. eyes. the usual.
First concert?
never been. i need to go to one though...
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Matey, Tarjay (With a French accent!) or Killmart?
Nike or Adidas?
gesundheit
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Takis
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Lime sunflower seeds
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Bless you.
Ever take dance lessons?
Unofficially. 2 hours, 500 people, EFY
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nah. Leaving it up to chance.
Can you curl your tongue?
nope.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Nah. Never wanted to. Everyone knew I could win, so where's the fun in that?
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes
Own any record albums?
if only. if only.
Own a record player?
see above answer
Regularly burn incense?
No.
Ever been in love?
Ehhh....no comment
Who would you like to see in concert?
sigur ros. josh groban. London Symphony Orchestra. Mormon Tabernacle Choir. John Williams.
What was the last concert you saw?
never been!
Hot tea or cold tea?
YOUR MOTHER
Tea or coffee?
Cherry 7-up
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
both
Can you swim well?
yes, if I have enough room to.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yep. (THANK YOU TO BAND FOR TEACHING ME USELESS THINGS)
Are you patient?
Not really. I can't tolerate some people.
DJ or band, at a wedding?
Can't decide. Either a really cool DJ, or a classic Jazz Band....
Ever won a contest?
Some.
Ever have plastic surgery?
Yeah. had to get rid of those pesky gills on the side of my neck. Went in, took care of it, no problems. But somehow I can still breathe underwater.
Which are better black or green olives?
Olives are Olives. what's not to like?
Can you knit or crochet?
Nah, but I think I can still cross-stitch!
Best room for a fireplace?
Every Room!
Do you want to get married?
Eventually.
If married, how long have you been married?
I was married to Imagination, but then...well, he cheated on me. He left me for the girl next door. I was so heartbroken. Then school started, and we just never talked about it...it just got very awkward.
Who was your HS crush?
I'll answer this question in a few years, mk?
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I don't cry and throw a fit. I use the force to convince the weak-minded to do my bidding.
Do you have kids?
Well, technically. I call them minions. They stay behind the scenes.
Do you want kids?
Ehh...
Whats your favorite color?
The sea after a storm.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Sure. But what's missing someone going to do for me?
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
Was I supposed to?
depends. Sometimes I feel like having a Monster Bash, ya know?
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Always. Then sell them on the black market at double the price in Mongolia
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Sheets? What are these things you speak of?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Street sign? no. But I did steal a street FROM a sign. Very tricky, but I pulled it off.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Only to stick to someone's forehead
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I don't even get the newspaper.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Attacked by a big bear riding a horse blindfolded and shooting a gun at me while I run parallel to him in the opposite direction shooting paintballs at it. In space.
Do you have freckles?
last time I checked
Do you always smile for pictures?
Because I learned the hard way that you look like an idiot when you cringe away from it
What is your biggest pet peeve?
So many...so so so many...
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
nope. I count in 5 to 8s. 1 2 3 HIT 5 6 7 8 and one two three...
Have you ever peed in the woods?
two words: Girl's Camp.
What about pooped in the woods?
Have YOU?
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
There's always music playing *taps forehead*
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope. I do it paper though.
How many people have you slept with this week?
Well, I did sleep with an elephant, and a prince, and John Smith (From Pocahontas!)...
What size is your bed?
big enough for all of us to sleep in together
What is your Song of the week?
So many...but...Comptine d'un autre ete:L'apres-midi by Yann Tierson
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
No. Unless it's a tie, and it matches their date's skirt.
Do you still watch cartoons?
duh.
Whats your least favorite movie?
Cheaper by the Dozen
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
First comes the question of "Where did I get it from?" If it's from the bank, it's a different story than if I stole it from some angry pirates chasing me.
What do you drink with dinner?
Your soul.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Zombie juice. (Good for the heart!)
What is your favorite food?
erm...
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Harry Potter. X-Men. Princess Bride.
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
In real life or in my dreams? Two totally different answers...
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Do I LOOK like someone who would?
Would you ever ***** or pose nude in a magazine?
nahh. Not feelin it.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
My friend Nick, who's in Spain right now.
Can you change the oil on a car?
I wish.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
It was intense man. High speed chase, cops honking, lights flashing, me trying to hide the stash of meth and whiskey under the seats and in the floor....That got my adrenaline going.
Ran out of gas?
Is that physically possible?
Favorite kind of sandwich?
The good kind.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
WAFFLES
What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I decide I should go to bed.
Are you lazy?
I would say that I'm opportunistic, and that the opportunity hasn't come along yet.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Elephant. Dictionary. Witch. Muggle.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
The rat, I think
How many languages can you speak?
One and a mix of other languages
Do you have any magazine subsc
The Friend, New Era, Ensign
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos.
Are you stubborn?
Yes. Yes I am.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
James, jeremy, and Hammond
Ever watch soap operas?
Does that one episode of psych count?
Afraid of heights?
Nahh. Certain thrills come from standing up high.
Sing in the car?
Not really. I just like to take it in.
Dance in the shower?
I don't dance.
Dance in the car?
I play air guitar/keyboard...
Ever used a gun?
I'd say on average once a month
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
School photos count, yes?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Depends. The older the musical, the better
Is Christmas stressful?
eh. not really.
Ever eat a pierogi?
I'll say "no"
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry. Or Apple, if it's really good.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Meteorologist, Pirate, Queen of England
Do you believe in ghosts?
Depends. We talkin Scooby-Doo ghosts or just spirits?
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Duh.
Take a vitamin daily?
define "vitamin"
Wear slippers?
only in December
Wear a bath robe?
Nope. Don't own one
What do you wear to bed?
Skin. Nails. hair. eyes. the usual.
First concert?
never been. i need to go to one though...
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Wal-Matey, Tarjay (With a French accent!) or Killmart?
Nike or Adidas?
gesundheit
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Takis
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Lime sunflower seeds
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Bless you.
Ever take dance lessons?
Unofficially. 2 hours, 500 people, EFY
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nah. Leaving it up to chance.
Can you curl your tongue?
nope.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Nah. Never wanted to. Everyone knew I could win, so where's the fun in that?
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes
Own any record albums?
if only. if only.
Own a record pla
see above answer
Regularly burn incense?
No.
Ever been in love?
Ehhh....no comment
Who would you like to see in concert?
sigur ros. josh groban. London Symphony Orchestra. Mormon Tabernacle Choir. John Williams.
What was the last concert you saw?
never been!
Hot tea or cold tea?
YOUR MOTHER
Tea or coffee?
Cherry 7-up
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
both
Can you swim well?
yes, if I have enough room to.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yep. (THANK YOU TO BAND FOR TEACHING ME USELESS THINGS)
Are you patient?
Not really. I can't tolerate some people.
DJ or band, at a wedding?
Can't decide. Either a really cool DJ, or a classic Jazz Band....
Ever won a contest?
Some.
Ever have plastic surgery?
Yeah. had to get rid of those pesky gills on the side of my neck. Went in, took care of it, no problems. But somehow I can still breathe underwater.
Which are better black or green olives?
Olives are Olives. what's not to like?
Can you knit or crochet?
Nah, but I think I can still cross-stitch!
Best room for a fireplace?
Every Room!
Do you want to get married?
Eventually.
If married, how long have you been married?
I was married to Imagination, but then...well, he cheated on me. He left me for the girl next door. I was so heartbroken. Then school started, and we just never talked about it...it just got very awkward.
Who was your HS crush?
I'll answer this question in a few years, mk?
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I don't cry and throw a fit. I use the force to convince the weak-minded to do my bidding.
Do you have kids?
Well, technically. I call them minions. They stay behind the scenes.
Do you want kids?
Ehh...
Whats your favorite color?
The sea after a storm.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Sure. But what's missing someone going to do for me?
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
Was I supposed to?
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MasterOfStudies
Age:
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