I Have A Twitter
OK, I have a silly crush on Norman Reedus. OK, I follow him on Twitter. OK, I do have my crazy little fangirls moments, like feeling all mushy and giggly when I hear him say on interviews that he loves his fans and has tons of boxes all over his apartment with presents from fans, or watching him act dorky and bashful when Sean Patrick Flanery tells embarrassing stories about him. Hell, yeah, I even giggle out loud and clap my hands (I blame the Asperger's!).
But seriously, some of those fangirls. Are they for real?
The stupid account names: OK, we have Norman's Cat's Twitter account - that's cute. Daryl's crossbow on Twitter? I always find that giving personalities to inanimate objects is weird, but why not. Norman's Motorbike on Twitter? Mmmkay. Norman's Hair has a Twitter account? Oh, really? *facepalm*
The sexually charged comments, when not downright rude, like that girl who asked, "Which is smaller, your c*ck or my chance to get a follow?" - erm, if someone was that rude to me, they DEFINITELY wouldn't get a follow, thanks.
There are days when I chide myself for being such a silly fangirl.
There are other days when I realise I'm actually really sane, sensible and restrained. Honestly.
But seriously, some of those fangirls. Are they for real?
The stupid account names: OK, we have Norman's Cat's Twitter account - that's cute. Daryl's crossbow on Twitter? I always find that giving personalities to inanimate ob
The sexually charged comments, when not downright rude, like that girl who asked, "Which is smaller, your c*ck or my chance to get a follow?" - erm, if someone was that rude to me, they DEFINITELY wouldn't get a follow, thanks.
There are days when I chide myself for being such a silly fangirl.
There are other days when I realise I'm actually really sane, sensible and restrained. Honestly.
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