More Chuck Norris Facts That You Always Wanted To Know But Were Afraid To Ask

  1. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse kick every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs of beer and pooped on the floor,  just because he’s Chuck Norris.
  2. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  3. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
  4. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
  5. In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
  6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  7. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
  8. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
  9. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris once brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by rubbing it with his beard. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew that Chuck giveth, and Chuck taketh away.
  10. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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2 Responses Apr 22, 2011

Hahahaha....I love number 5.

LMAO There is a poster with these sayings on it. My daughters picked out as a gift to my last boyfriend. For days they went around and randomly lower their voice like a man and recite on these facts. It was quite comical to see.