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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Things I Have Actually Done.

By: DarknessCalls
Written on April 27th, 2011
Replied to a stream of criticism with "You've never met my uncle!"
Announced to people that I have new socks.
Complained to a customer associate in Wall-mart that a package of socks that said "two free pairs" didn't indicate which two were free.
Did strange voices in a New York City subway car, until the car emptied out (I scared them!)
Answered the phone "City Morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"
By: DarknessCalls
Age: 41-45 , Transgender
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  • thatguy1970
    thatguy1970

    Those are funny DC. When I was in highschool, my friend and I mummy wrapped another friend of ours in Ace bandages and walked him through a shopping mall while he grunted unintelligibly. It sounds goofy, and it was, but it sure was funny.

    May 3, 2011
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  • DarknessCalls
    DarknessCalls

    You can go very far in life with socks.

    Apr 28, 2011
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  • TheFabulousKilljoy
    TheFabulousKilljoy

    Lol thats great. but what is this weird relationship you seem to have going with socks?

    Apr 28, 2011
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  • vicmonand
    vicmonand

    To funny! My mum taught me the "City Morgue" line. LOL

    Apr 27, 2011
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