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Two Mischievous Brothers (joke)

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Two Mischievous Brothers

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
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I love this joke..it makes me :)

That's is great! I love it!

You made me smile! Lol thanks a lot!

I like it :-)

hahaha lol poor kid

Loved it! Being the once daughter of a pastor, that made me laugh!

not funny

lol thanks for making my day with that comment. i know im weird but whatever.

I love sense of humours.very clever one I love it so much

Haha, funny.

LOL...:)

I havent smiled for a while and couldnt help smiling as i read this :)

Tears in my eyes, i am still laughing

I seem to remember having a similar conversation with our priest once...

Father Timothy and I had regular appointments, lol.

You know, when I visited the first time and your parents had him over for dinner, he warned me about you. Good thing I'm stubborn :).

hahaha...cute indeed!

hahah gave me a chuckel (: <br />
you do have one good sense of humor

Great...I love it!!

old

Hahahaha....good one...

Ha! Loved it!

Hahaha loved this!!! Thanks for posting and making me laugh....once again!!! Hugs. :)

That's funny. Thanks for keeping us laughing.