Hi, How Are You?

Background info: My ex, Wayne, is really goofy. This can be both endearing and annoying, depending on timing, situation, and surroundings. One thing he used to do that always made me laugh was, when someone said "Hi" to him, he would usually reply, "Yes, I am."

I've taken this a step further, as somewhat a tribute to my best friend/ex. It usually goes one of two ways:

Option 1:
Other Person: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "That depends."
Other Person: "On what?"
Me: "On cocaine, or on pot?"
(I get varied reactions to this)

Option 2:
Other Person: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: "I tend to giggle a lot and get the munchies. How about you?"
Other Person: (Usually confused, though I've had a few come back with "Me too, wanna burn one?")
DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
22-25, F
Nov 22, 2011