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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Shouldn't a Been Born

By: emerald
Written on April 22nd, 2008

My mother is not typically one to be ralled or frustrated by childrens' "bad" behavior. So after dealing with one such child for half an hour in our waiting room at the office, I nearly swallowed my gum when I heard her murmur, " There goes one kid that shoulda been in a r u b b e r, and SAILED OUT THE WINDOW!!"

By: emerald
Age: 36-40 , Female
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  • Sage360
    Sage360

    That's so funny because it's shocking. I think it's funny. Is something wrong with me? :)

    Dec 25, 2009
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  • Pidgie
    Pidgie

    And emerald -- I bet you did. I probably would have swallowed mine! I congratulate you on your self control. LOLOL :>

    Jul 13, 2009
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  • Pidgie
    Pidgie

    Oh emrldpeeps! ROFLMHO!!!! That was brilliant!

    Jul 13, 2009
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  • mak314
    mak314

    um well ok- I see bad kids all the time coming in the store with their mom and just clown they'll be throwing fits and back talking not listening when they mom says stop but in my head i say that kids needs their butt beat meaning they just lack discipline it's not the kids fault it's the parents for not correcting them when they should of been and they wonder why they can't control the kids. If a child lacks discipline they also lack respect because they feel like they won't get in trouble so they just do what they want and they carry that attitude on into life.



    Wow so your mom was a no nonsense mom when you were growing up you must of been one real good kid

    Apr 30, 2008
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