Guy Needs A Push (joke)

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed
and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
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32 Responses Mar 28, 2012

Absolutely what would happen to me

lmao. Thanks I needed a good laugh. :)

Thank you

Heard this somewhere before, gets me every time :)

Lmfao, seriously!

Lol great

Hehe :)

Lol... i would love to do something like that.

That's hilarious!!!!

I was thinking he meant like in his car or something but when he said "I'm over here, on your swing" I died laughing

LOL very funny

Lol. Very funny.

LOL! That was so funny.^^

LOL, I like that, thought he might had turn up in bed with the wifey..

And I thought I was cheesy...It was funny though.

I laughed at this when the room was dead silent.....everyone's looking at me weirder then usual,



very well

love it

I would probably tell him to get lost again.

**cute** **(o)v(0)**


Great one

LOL that was great. Thanks for the laugh.

Ricki!!!!!!!!! Lol ;-)

that joke is too cute.


yuk yuk



And I followed Sierra ....that was a good laugh thanks.

I followed rickiChickie over and am glad I did, That was GOOD! Thanks for the giggle!! :D

Sooooo cute! *roflmfao*