People Are Just Funny, That's All.

I read the local paper in all the places I visit, and I usually laugh my way through them. I know they're writing the stories to be tragic, but... Come on, when your cow drowns in your swimming pool, or your kid pulls up the landing gear handle just as the plane touches down, that's funny. I'd like to think the people in those stories will laugh about themselves a few years later.
Well, if they live through it.