Let Me Describe It

I have a mind exactly like George Carlin....first of all, let's get that out of the way. I am a cross between George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams, Redd Foxx, Carlos Mencia and Louis C.K. All wrapped into one. It's how I view and deliver humor. I kid you not.
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2 Responses Jan 19, 2013

Great that works

Religion has actually convinced people, that there's an invisible man, livin in the sky! Who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. An invisible man who has a list, of 10 things he does NOT want you to do. And if you do ANY of those ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and burning and torture where he will send YOU to live forever and ever till the end of time.


----George Carlin