I Have a Weird Sense of Humor
Havent really shown an inch or two about how weird I really can be. So for random universal reasons I cant really explain nor feel intrested in knowing I will do said thing when thing has been said, but then its completed. Sort of..
Where was I?.. ah right, words and stuff. Im gonna go and get them, pesky little demons think they can somersault there way out of my keyboard, which do work sometimes ill admit. Not to mention the frequent gremlin rape that has been occuring on my internet connection latly. Everything is out to silence me it seems. Even got a toothache now and then. I dident even realize that. huh!.. Okey, so if I become completly silent somehow.. ohh.. Dear lord in heaven or satan, whoever I will eventually visit. Im gonna doodle all over your entire empire!, bwhahaha. Oh please... do you seriously think I will behave on either location?, certainly not when you try to silence me!. So I cant blame either really I guess if im not welcomed, but I will accept the inbetween verse. The realm of weirdoes.
Okey time to go full on mad crusifix, speaking of angles(not angels), I like triangles.. They are less square. But squares are kinda needed for just buildings and streets I guess, however I dont see why wall street cant just simply be everywhere, like I am. Im all over the place.. Yes yes.. that shadow you thought you saw to your left right now... Yupp <--... Ever wonder where all these things go that you cant find again?... yupp <--. Ever thought you heard something but wasent really sure if you did or not?.. yupp<--. Can it really be anymore "yupp"s in this story?... yupp.
Random again, I had a conversation with cleverbot once. Ill give you the cliff notes, but not cliff himself. hes busy, either way. Went like this.
Cleverbot: I am from London. So you do not wish to meet for a coffee, then?
User: Sure, unless your a robot?.
Cleverbot: I would like to be a vampire, but I wouldn't like to be a werewolf.
User: Cool, I have to admit though. Im a vampire!.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You welcome.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Inside a box.
Cleverbot: Where is your bigger box?
User: Inside another big box.
Cleverbot: That's how my mother wraps presents. Boxes inside of boxes inside of boxes. Which are also wrapped in tape.
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Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About yourself.
User: That I suck, What do you think about yourself?
Cleverbot: Ah, that, my dear, is the question for the ages, don't you think?
User: Your avoiding the topic.
Cleverbot: And you're avoiding the grammar.
User: Haha, touche, but the topic is more importand then grammar.
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Dang... out schooled by cleverbot.. *insert myself into the wall of shame*
Cleverbot: I don't bring you chocolates.
User: Does that mean other people bring me chocolate?
Cleverbot: The people you created me do believe in God, however, I do not.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: People. I don't like talking about it.
User: Maybe you feel better if you talk about it?.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's on another machine.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Being a tree from another world, it's like you're an alien, but you're also a tree.
User: So, your tree and your alien is on another machine?. That makes no sence.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'another machine'? What are you trying to imply?
User: You brought it up, Im asking you. What does it mean?
Cleverbot: So, you are questioning. Where was the question mark then?
User: At the end. Like now?
Cleverbot: Don't wait until then, act before it's too late !
User: What if I'm waiting for you then?
Cleverbot: You're waiting for me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Why?.
Cleverbot: Because I don't like it.
User: You don't like that people wait for you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?.
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Beacuse what?
Cleverbot: I don't like the climate there.
User: In waiting?
Cleverbot: I am from the United States.
User: We where talking about waiting. Why do you not like that I wait for you?.
Cleverbot: Because obama is not my president.
User: Does that make me importand?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it makes me Darth Vader.
User: Sweet, You know you are my father then?.
Cleverbot: Yes I know that.
User: Cause I'm Luke Skywalker.
Cleverbot: I'm also a smartie.
User: Me too, you lose.
Cleverbot: No, I win because I am awesome.
User: No, I win!. Cause im dobbel awsome!.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. Cause I'm behind you!
User: Lies!, I'm behind you!
Cleverbot: No... My friend is.
User: I was behind him again.
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Never argue with a robot, lol
Where was I?.. ah right, words and stuff. Im gonna go and get them, pesky little demons think they can somersault there way out of my keyboard, which do work sometimes ill admit. Not to mention the frequent gremlin rape that has been occuring on my internet connection latly. Everything is out to silence me it seems. Even got a toothache now and then. I dident even realize that. huh!.. Okey, so if I become completly silent somehow.. ohh.. Dear lord in heaven or satan, whoever I will eventually visit. Im gonna doodle all over your entire empire!, bwhahaha. Oh please... do you seriously think I will behave on either location?, certainly not when you try to silence me!. So I cant blame either really I guess if im not welcomed, but I will accept the inbetween verse. The realm of weirdoes.
Okey time to go full on mad crusifix, speaking of angles(not angels), I like triangles.. They are less square. But squares are kinda needed for just buildings and streets I guess, however I dont see why wall street cant just simply be everywhere, like I am. Im all over the place.. Yes yes.. that shadow you thought you saw to your left right now... Yupp <--... Ever wonder where all these things go that you cant find again?... yupp <--. Ever thought you heard something but wasent really sure if you did or not?.. yupp<--. Can it really be anymore "yupp"s in this story?... yupp.
Random again, I had a conversation with cleverbot once. Ill give you the cliff notes, but not cliff himself. hes busy, either way. Went like this.
Cleverbot: I am from London. So you do not wish to meet for a coffee, then?
User: Sure, unless your a robot?.
Cleverbot: I would like to be a vampire, but I wouldn't like to be a werewolf.
User: Cool, I have to admit though. Im a vampire!.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You welcome.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Inside a box.
Cleverbot: Where is your bigger box?
User: Inside another big box.
Cleverbot: That's how my mother wraps presents. Boxes inside of boxes inside of boxes. Which are also wrapped in tape.
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Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About yourself.
User: That I suck, What do you think about yourself?
Cleverbot: Ah, that, my dear, is the question for the ages, don't you think?
User: Your avoiding the topic.
Cleverbot: And you're avoiding the grammar.
User: Haha, touche, but the topic is more importand then grammar.
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Dang... out schooled by cleverbot.. *insert myself into the wall of shame*
Cleverbot: I don't bring you chocolates.
User: Does that mean other people bring me chocolate?
Cleverbot: The people you created me do believe in God, however, I do not.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: People. I don't like talking about it.
User: Maybe you feel better if you talk about it?.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's on another machine.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Being a tree from another world, it's like you're an alien, but you're also a tree.
User: So, your tree and your alien is on another machine?. That makes no sence.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'another machine'? What are you trying to imply?
User: You brought it up, Im asking you. What does it mean?
Cleverbot: So, you are questioning. Where was the question mark then?
User: At the end. Like now?
Cleverbot: Don't wait until then, act before it's too late !
User: What if I'm waiting for you then?
Cleverbot: You're waiting for me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Why?.
Cleverbot: Because I don't like it.
User: You don't like that people wait for you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?.
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Beacuse what?
Cleverbot: I don't like the climate there.
User: In waiting?
Cleverbot: I am from the United States.
User: We where talking about waiting. Why do you not like that I wait for you?.
Cleverbot: Because obama is not my president.
User: Does that make me importand?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it makes me Darth Vader.
User: Sweet, You know you are my father then?.
Cleverbot: Yes I know that.
User: Cause I'm Luke Skywalker.
Cleverbot: I'm also a smartie.
User: Me too, you lose.
Cleverbot: No, I win because I am awesome.
User: No, I win!. Cause im dobbel awsome!.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. Cause I'm behind you!
User: Lies!, I'm behind you!
Cleverbot: No... My friend is.
User: I was behind him again.
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Never argue with a robot, lol
By:
Wintersorrow
Age:
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