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A Bizarre/funny Poem. Not For the Easily Offended.

I've always had an odd sense of humor. I don't know why, just do. This humor tends to spill not only into conversations, but also into my writing as well. I submit this poem as an example of being funny in a disturbing way.

WARNING! THIS POEM CONTAINS BLASPHEMY AND BAD PUNS! PREGNANT WOMEN AND PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS SHOULD NOT READ THIS POEM OR PLAY DODGE BALL!

"That's Jesus for You."

I saw Jesus yesterday.
He was at the mall
buying sneakers and burgers.
He said his sole was weary
but he didn't buy a new one
just bought new shoes instead.

As for the burgers,
he said he was tired
of fasting all day
so he thought he'd try
fast food instead
and see how long it took
before he wasted away.
kazeldragon kazeldragon 21-25, F 10 Responses Jul 31, 2007

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now that is funny!! unlike some friends of mine...your puns don't give me headaches at all.

Huh. Interesting take on a daily life situation.

I don't see how anyone could be offended by that at all. Sorry, it really wasn't that funny to me but I'm glad it made everyone else laugh. I just don't get it. :)

You had me in tears. I loved your poem.

What does dodge ball have to do with this poem?

Not much, but you shouldn't play dodge ball.

That was great! LOL!<br />
Anything playing with "jesus" just makes me giggle.

I thought it was funny, I'm still laughinging.

i don't get it. it doesn't really seem offensive to me.

I should be highly insulted...but I'm not. I can appreciate good humor AND good poetry when I see it. Good humor it is, good poetry it really isn't. No offense. I like it in a weird insulted sort of way. :p

Nice play on words! And you're not struck dead yet... so Jesus must have a sense of humor, too! =}