I Have a Weird Sense of Humor
I've always had an odd sense of humor. I don't know why, just do. This humor tends to spill not only into conversations, but also into my writing as well. I submit this poem as an example of being funny in a disturbing way.
WARNING! THIS POEM CONTAINS BLASPHEMY AND BAD PUNS! PREGNANT WOMEN AND PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS SHOULD NOT READ THIS POEM OR PLAY DODGE BALL!
"That's Jesus for You."
I saw Jesus yesterday.
He was at the mall
buying sneakers and burgers.
He said his sole was weary
but he didn't buy a new one
just bought new shoes instead.
As for the burgers,
he said he was tired
of fasting all day
so he thought he'd try
fast food instead
and see how long it took
before he wasted away.
WARNING! THIS POEM CONTAINS BLASPHEMY AND BAD PUNS! PREGNANT WOMEN AND PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS SHOULD NOT READ THIS POEM OR PLAY DODGE BALL!
"That's Jesus for You."
I saw Jesus yesterday.
He was at the mall
buying sneakers and burgers.
He said his sole was weary
but he didn't buy a new one
just bought new shoes instead.
As for the burgers,
he said he was tired
of fasting all day
so he thought he'd try
fast food instead
and see how long it took
before he wasted away.
By:
kazeldragon
Age:
21-25
,
Female
