Feeling stupid. Need someone to riff with.
Two noodles are talking. Noodle1 says "Isn't that Jacuzzi wonderful?"
Noodle2 replies "It was great but it left me a little limp."
Handyman25 Handyman25
26-30, M
3 Responses Aug 22, 2014

Sometimes you are just Impasta-ble! ;P

And sometimes you are incr-edible!

Nom Nom Nom...

My horse is amazing! Give it a lick. It tastes just like raisins!

Know that from experience?? 'll take yer word for it.

I'll never tell! We made a pact.

You and the horse? Does Sheriff Woody know this??? P
*shrugs* Better a pact than Im-pacted.... just sayin!

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Noo way!

Ha ha