I'm thinking about putting my penis in storage. I'm not really using it, and it just takes up space in my trousers.
purposebuilt purposebuilt
22-25, M
7 Responses Aug 23, 2014

I'll buy it off you

Awsum :-)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but what will u use incase of emergency?πŸ˜‚

Not that I have ever had a penis, but it appears to come in handy if you have to give a urine sample. (I always end up peeing on my hand). Otherwise it is not terribly useful.

XD That's hilarious. Right on!!

Good joke but then again: so you don't use the washroom?

I just spit a lot throughout the day. That seems to help.

Hmm...

That's what I did with mine.

Did you pay for a whole storage unit, or just a P.O. box?