Aye, I'm havin a bad night. Comment your funniest joke :)
suicideDepression suicideDepression
18-21, M
9 Responses Aug 24, 2014

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

For those who have had to run to the bathroom..Rate your sh*t on a level of violence
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...Chris brown


Two fish are in a tank
One turns to the other and asks
"Any idea how to drive this thing?"

A man goes to the doctor and sits in the examination room. The doctor comes in and says "what can I help you with today?"
The man says, "there's something wrong doc, my farts don't stink!"
Doc says, "hmm interestingā€¦ Let one rip and let's see what is going on"
So the man lets out a really loud one and says "see? Absolutely no smell!" And continues to rip some more to prove his point.
The doc says "okay, I know just the thing that's wrong" and leaves the room.
The doctor returns with a 8 foot pole with the hook at the end and a roll of bandages.
The man says, "Holy ****! What is the pole for?"
Doc says "to open the ******* windows, your ******* nose is broken!"


What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Love it!!!

Was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....



How many times have you ran away from yourself if you did it more than 8 then your a chicken and chickens get eaten so have a good day!!!!

I have 9 drumsticks and you held two, how many do I have left?

I have all of it because I would've beaten your *** for it. Have a nice day šŸ˜Š

Heh heh

What do you call an Atheist with an egg obsession? EGGnostic. And yes, i do realize this joke was absolutely awful.