Sometimes I wish I was double jointed so I could literally kick my own ***. Though having two joints sounds good too.
Handyman25 Handyman25
26-30, M
1 Response Aug 29, 2014

Lmao! Reminds me of Jim Carrey ... In Cable Guy I think? He says "I'm kickin' my ***!" Hahaha

Liar Liar. lol "What the hell are you doing!?"
"Im.. Kicking my ***.. Do ya mind!"

Yes! That's the one! Lol! :)

"Who did this to you?"
"A madman your honor! A pitiful fool at the end of his desparate rope."
"What did he look like?"
"About 6'2, big teeth, kinda gangly."