What has no thumbs, a long tongue and likes to touch himself? My dog.
Handyman25 Handyman25
26-30, M
3 Responses Sep 2, 2014

Lol. Goofball.

Well, people tend to freak out when they think I don't have any thumbs. So I changed it to my dog ;)

You text quite well without thumbs. Lol.

My tongue is quite handy!

BWahahahaha... you Dork! :D

I am quite open about my dorkness. I am glad to share with the world.

What has two thumbs and doesn't care? Me.

lol...I'm just messing...that's a good one amigo.