I asked my friend who works as a elevator man for a hotel how his job was going? he said "Oh you know..it has its ups and downs"..
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3 Responses Sep 2, 2014

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Did you tell not to worry because when one door closes, another one opens?

I can't tell you how many times I've thought of something clever to say after the fact! I love a good play on words.