The Return of Spam Parody

Are you staggering Under A Crushing Debt?

Do you want to stop losing sleep at night because of Debt anxiety!

Do you want to walk away from all of your Debt
Without Confrontation...Without Bankruptcy?

What if you never again had to hold your breath before answering the phone?
What if you never again had to sneak up on your mailbox?

What if you could
Eliminate ALL of your debt TODAY!

Well You Can!

Just Call

THE TERMINATOR!

THE TERMINATOR Annihilates
ALL Debt... Credit Card, Automobile, Mortgage...Everything!
Including Your Creditors!

Unlike other programs that promise to reduce some interest rates,

THE TERMINATOR Eradicates
completely, totally and utterly
ALL of your debt
and
ALL of your lenders 100%

YOU CAN STOP MAKING PAYMENTS IMMEDIATELY!

We guarantee that within 24 hours you will be completely DEBT FREE!

Take control of your finances. Take control of your life!

THE TERMINATOR
Does NOT make Loans

THE TERMINATOR
Does NOT Arrange Consolidations

THE TERMINATOR
Does NOT Negotiate

THE TERMINATOR
Does One Thing And One Thing Only

THE TERMINATOR
Terminates!
Debt, Finance Contracts & Debt Collectors!

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THE TERMINATOR

NOW!

For Just $99.99 You Can

Keep Your Home!

Keep Your Assets!

Keep Your Credit Cards!

Once THE TERMINATOR Gets Through With Them,

Loan Officers Will Shower You With Money Free!

Luxury Car Dealers Will Beg You To Take Your Pick of Their Cars Free!

Realtors Will Scramble To Move You Into The 90210 Area Code Free!

Just Pick Up Your Phone

And CALL

1 (800) TERMIN8
for
THE TERMINATOR

(Once He Visits Your Lenders, They Never Come Back)

THE TERMINATOR
Another Innovative Service From Cyborg Systems, Inc.
(A Division of KrushSkull Industries)

WraithSword WraithSword
56-60, M
1 Response Mar 20, 2009

It's a one time deal, I'm guessing?