SPAM Parody: the Final Chapter

It is my (or, rather, KrushSkull's) aim to lead a counter-attack against the fusillade of email SPAM that targets us daily. We intend to keep firing at these barbarians until they cease their assault on our internet mailboxes.

 

KrushSkull Industries will never retreat and never surrender. We have the enemy in our sights. 

 

To paraphrase that old Bulldog of Freedom, Winston (Bloody) Churchill:

 

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our computers, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of commercial tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

 

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of KrushSkull Industries; every member of it. That is the will of the Board of Directors and the Employees. KrushSkull Industries and its family of companies, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their internet connections, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

 

Even though large tracts of Cyberspace and many old and famous websites have fallen or may fall into the grip of the SPAMMERS and all the odious apparatus of Unsolicited Advertising rule, we shall not flag or fail. 

 

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight with our Email Applications. We shall fight with our Instant Messengers and with our Browsers. We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the digital stream. We shall defend our email accounts, whatever the cost may be. "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

 

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Liberty Historical Recreations, Inc.

(A Division of KrushSkull Industries) 

WraithSword WraithSword
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1 Response Mar 24, 2009

you are a real writer!