I Just Found Out I'm Not A Lesbian

  An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. 

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. 

She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' 

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' 

The two sat sipping in silence. 

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' 


He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
31-35, F
74 Responses Feb 28, 2010

its absoluely hilarious

great joke not herd that one in England


Funny. Thanks for posting.
Add me to the list of newly discovered male lesbians.

Good one


Thanks I needed that!



Nice to see ole Marty's still pulling hearts and comments after 5 years....cheers

If it's a good one, it's a good one. .....

OMG Hysterical....

I thought he was going to tell the lesbian she was a cowboy too!

*laughs and shakes head*





Chuckle I have heard that one before, yet it still makes me laugh every time.


XD nice.

LMAO... Loved it. Really Hilarious. :-)

What can I say,I love it.

The guy who thought that up is a genius

Lol! I once convinced this girl I worked with that she was a lesbian and she went home and came out to her parents lol

very funny, got a good laugh! :)

I knew where it was going at "The two sat sipping in silence." but I still LOL-d

Das funny

lmao:)..Iam still laughing:). Omg::)Where did you get that thought:). You are genious:)


Thanks needed a good laugh tonight.


So Cute

awesome story!

I'm a lesbian too. What a coincidence?

oh wow thatz hi-larious ;]


Known I have been a lesbian for a long time... LOL!!

Thanks =) One of the first things I posted on here...

Very very funny!!! <3

muahahhaaaa still laughing.....loved it :)

lmfao thats some original stuff. it was 2 funny!!!

I guess I must be in denile...I put up fences, clean my barn, break my own horses, give medical care to my animals, ride tracktors bale hay, fix roofs, cut firewood...fix just about everything..any thing a man can do I can do better..but..I can wear a black slinky dress, heeled sandals, jewlery and expensive perfume and enjoy a great steak and allow a man to cater to me....lesbian, cowboy, gay man whatever..I'm still a WOMAN..... just kidding....I loved the story..good job..gotcha..

awwwwwwww thats a cute one!<br />
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Damn, I just found out I am a lesbian also?

You're all welcome =)

Very nice!

HAHAHAHAHA...good one!!! Must be a blonde cowboy too!!!

rofl. ok, thats funny.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funnyxD


Im a lesbian too !

...hahahahaha.....you always make me laff

Hilarious! Miss u, LMS! ‹(•¿•)›

Cheers, I just love the joke..people don't expect that ending do they xD

I know for sure had I been born a girl I would have been a lesbian the way I think. I used to be a coyboy too. lol Your friend Bustacap. P.S. About the story- very good and very funny!

*sniff* I'm a Lesbian too!!!!

Looks like I am a lesbian as well, He He He.<br />
Nice joke

Why thank you.. *takes a bow* I try.. =)

lmao you are now officially my favorite person


*grins* ah the male form =) where would we be without eye candy?

XD ... I must share this little miss ..

*high five* hehehehe I had always wondered if that's what I was :P

HAHAHA!!!! Too cute! Thanks for sharing!!!!!!

I have to go and pretend to be a cowboy the weekend. I'm not sure how to go about it now!

Lol. Thanks for sharing.


Thank you people, after chatting to College.. I may just have to start calling myself "Marty"

Holy S**t -- I guess I'm a Lesbian too ... naked women rock


ha! good one!

ahahah, this was funny, didn't see that one coming

This joke its so funny, I laugh everytime i hear it definitely have tto remember this.

I've got tears running down my cheeks, great joke.

hahaha brilliant..

Uh Oh I think that means I am a bone?

hahaha good one :)

Thanks for the laugh. I might be a lesbian too.