People Say The Darnedest Things

I was up visiting my mum and dad one weekend, my dad had been out in the shed doing manly fix-it things when he came rushing through the lounge

door and excitedly announced "I think I've fixed it!  I've worked it out!! I think I have a few loose screws!!"


He couldn't for the life of him work out why my mother and I promptly began to howl with laughter, to the point of having tears stream down our faces...

He wasn't at all impressed when I replied "so you are finally admitting to what we have been trying to tell you all these years.." oops, me and my weird sense of humor! We struck again...

Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
31-35, F
4 Responses Mar 8, 2010

Hee Hee. That's a good one.

That's pretty funny. You sound a little like my daughter.

Why thank you beetrix.. Welcome to the fold - I'm the sanest one of the lot.. (I think). Glad you like my stories. Btw: I'm LMN x

I'm new to this site. This is cute but the funniest part is under the *tale* is says other stories by the author; " I just found out I am not a lesbian" lol wtf! <br />