4th Grade Gas

When I was in 4th grade I had one particular day when something didn't agree with my stomach.  I don't know what I had eaten

but my tummy was really angry.   Needless to say there were some oderiferous eminations from my gluteal region that were a

cause for concern if not amusement from my classmates.  Finally my teacher (my favorite ever) told me to get up and leave if I had

to release anymore methane into the classroom atmosphere... this may have been out of concern that I would put a hole in the school's

Ozone or at least my chair.   So the first time, I went to the window as to not have to leave the room.. This (for the lack of a better word)

backfired as it blew right back in and almost caused the early demise of one of my classmates who immediately began laughing and

choking until she turned a shade of red that would be delightful anywhere other than a young child gasping for air that was not sulpherous.

Next I went out to the hallway, this seemed to work, but when I walked back into the room, I was greeted by uproarious laughter.

Cool as a cucumber, my response was "A man's got to do what a man's got to do"  Which caused my teacher to start laughing so

hard he almost fell out of his chair. 

BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
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1 Response Mar 8, 2010

Well thanks for sharing, Laugh. Hugs, LW