When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss....

The brain said. "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he want to go." the hand said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes, until finally the ******* spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the ******* should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the others parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh!t.

Moral of the story.....
You don't need brains to be a Boss....any ******* will do!
Serenitree Serenitree
70+, F
1 Response Jan 9, 2013

LOL hahahahaha Classic! but also true! but not all bosses

The first time I read this was back in the 1960s, when I had the greatest boss ever born. One of the employees framed it and hung it outside his door and he read it, laughed, and left it there. When I left that job, 2 years later, it was still there. He never got upset or insulted. He was the president of the company and a great man.

by previous boss was like that! @ your story! my current is the best!

You have a good boss? Or you have a story you want me to read?

Yip! she is the greatest and at times I feel sorry for her because others take full advantage

She's probably okay with it, and can handle herself.


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