We Don't Get Along

I don't know what it is about me and the cell phone but we sure don't get along

For no reason at all it falls to the ground shatters with parts going everywhere. I don't know how many times I had to put it back together again like Humpty Dumpty.

I go to turn it on and it's dead because I forgot to turn the darn thing off.

Other times I turn it on, it looks fine, but later it is off--figure battery must be dead--nope still has all its battery lines. Makes no sense

Sometimes I have no clue where I put it and have to search hi and lo before finding it.

Then there are the times that people call and it doesn't ring, doesn't vibrate, doesn't do a thing.

Why oh why cell phone are you so mean to me--whatever have I done to you to deserve this.

No answer----oh yeah the story of my life with my cell phone
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26-30
Jul 29, 2010