I Have Ballyzooked the Fnerple Tward
The Grand Malarchy Ball is held but once a season.
It's for a good cause but there isn't any reason.
Your fancy foil invite is torn up at the door.
Your nametag says you're someone that you never met before.
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There is no way to describe the experience of ballyzooking the fnerple tward with ordinary 3 dimensional words. Let me just say that it is very exhilerating & confusing. Once you have done it, you can never go back. Also it gives you X-ray peripherial vision. There is as much truth to this as there is heaviness in a bologna sandwich.
By:
LarsLavacado
Age:
31-35
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Male
