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Ballyzooked

 The Grand Malarchy Ball is held but once a season.

It's for a good cause but there isn't any reason.

 

Your fancy foil invite is torn up at the door.

Your nametag says you're someone that you never met before.

 

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There is no way to describe the experience of ballyzooking the fnerple tward with ordinary 3 dimensional words. Let me just say that it is very exhilerating & confusing. Once you have done it, you can never go back. Also it gives you X-ray peripherial vision. There is as much truth to this as there is heaviness in a bologna sandwich.

 

LarsLavacado LarsLavacado 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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yerp. your name tag can read Dawg Corn Sassofrass Jr. with Habenero Sauce if you should so randomly decide.

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Candy Corn