I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels
A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the box he woke up and decided that said box was not the comfiest place to be and on Fred shoulder would be much better. No problem. friendly little bugger. Until we got him home and the cat saw him. He climbed up Freds pants and down his shirt, next thing you know Fred grabs the damn thing by his tail and throws him out the window because the squirrel bit his nipple......7 rounds of rabies shots and a little ditty later. Fred turned out not to foam at the mouth.
Never saw the squirrel again.....poor thing
