Quality Brother Time
I'm the oldest of 6, all of them brothers. I'm Bruce, and my brothers names are David, Reed, Tommy, Sam, and Cullen. Ages are 23 (me) 22 (david) 21 (reed) and then 16(tommy) 15(Sam) and 14(cullen). Our parents died 2 years ago and David, Reed and I were given legal custody over our little brothers.
This story happened 2 days ago, and it doesn't involve me getting a wedgie, but it involves my three little brothers.
It was Sunday and i came home from playing basketball with a few of my friends when i heard Cullen yelling "Ahh! Stop it dude!" . I walked into the kitchen and I saw Sam and Tommy ontop of Cullen, giving him a pretty good wedgie. "Alright guys, get off of Cullen, you beat him up yesterday, i think he's had enough". "Yeah but he's just so much fun to beat up!" Sam said patting Cullens head as he got off. "So are you guys, but i don't beat you all up everyday" i said laughing. "We don't beat him up everyday" Tommy said. "It's okay, if they punch me too much i could probably kick both their *****" Cullen said, pushing Tommy. Tommy was about to put cullen in a head lock when i said "If you guys team up on him again, i'm gonna get you." After all that talking and crap, they were all playing mario kart wii, i was on the computer. Then i heard Sam yell "You ******* cheater!" and i knew they were at it again. I went to the living room and i saw Tommy holding Cullen down while Sam gave him a wet willy, and Cullen half laughing and half screaming. "Alright, i warned you two." Sam was half way through saying his excuse for beating up Cullen when i grabbed him and Tommy, put them both face down and sat on them. "Your ***** are gonna be hurting when i'm done" i said as i grabbed their boxers and was about to yank when Tommy said "I didn't do anything!" and Sam saying that Cullen knocked his controller out of his hand and he deserved it. Cullen laughed at them and Tommy looked at him and said "You're dead". Thats when i gave them both a wedgie, and they both immediatley said "AH!!". I kept on pulling their boxers up their back, letting Cullen watch and enjoy the show. Tommy and Sam were both squirming from underneath me trying to get out. I had my legs wrapped around them to help hold them down. With each inch their boxers went up their backs they either said "Ahh!" or "Ow!". I asked Cullen if he wanted to give Sam a wet willy, to thank him for his wet willy. Of course Cullen wanted to, so as soon as i asked him he wet his finger and stuck it in Sam's ear. Sam isn't as hot headed as Tommy, so he wasn't stupid enough to say "I"m gonna kill you", cause if he did i would've let Cullen do something else to him. I saw Sam's face squinch up when Cullen gave him the wet willy. Cullen was about to sit on his head when i said "I wouldn't do that, cause when i get off they're probably gonna get back at you". "I'm gonna give you a hell of a wedgie" Tommy said. I pulled up their boxers even further and they both kinda flinched. "But right now it's your turn for a wedge bud" "Have fun ****" Cullen said as he ran away. "Such a loser" Sam said trying to squirm out of my hold on him. I had their boxers half way above of their back. "How does the wedgie feel?" i asked pulling their boxers up even further. "It hurts" they both said. "Bruce get off! We won't hurt him again." Sam was trying so hard to get out from underneath me hahaha. "I don't care if you guys beat him up, i just wanted an excuse to wedgie you guys" "*** hole" Tommy said, trying to pick his wedgie out of his ***. "You're not gona be able to pick your wedgie until i get off of you bud" . By this time i had their boxers almost up to their neck. "JESUS stop it my *** hurts!!" Tommy was desperatly squirming trying to free himself. "Dude my boxers are killing me" Sam said and he started to punch me, not a very good idea. "Man, you guys punch like a bunch of girls." I laughed and then i just kept yanking their boxers until i was satisfied with their yelps. I pulled them up to their feet by their waist band and asked if they had enough. They both said yes and i let go of their boxers. They both picked their wedgies and asked if they were allowed to wedgie Cullen. I laughed at them and said sure. Couple minutes later i heard Cullen yelling. God i love my brothers.
(It may sound like from this story they gang up on Cullen a lot, but he really doesn't mind it, and they do a lot of stuff together, so don't think they all just fight all the time.) If you guys want any more stories, i'll be glad to share.