At The MallSo, last Friday was really bad. To start off with, my brother and his friends were idiots. I had one I my friends over and he wedgied him so badly he ran home crying, with half-ripped boxers on. After that (I was just in my white and red striped briefs) he tapes a Melvin right below my nipples, and my thing was sticking out the left side which really hurt. Of course him and his friends were dying of laughter. So, they stuck me In the trunk of their car and drove me to the mall.
They took me to the central part, which is like a circle. In the middle are some potted plants, but the pots are huge, like at most malls. So, they taped my thing onto the edge of the pot, and taped my hands around the sides. I guess they had better things to do, so they took off. So I looked like I was hugging the pot. Then, if I tried to escape, it looked like I was h umping the pot because my thing was taped so I couldn't get out :/ it was super embarrasing, and tons of kids from my school walked by and took videos of me hump ing a plant with my melvined red striped briefs on.
Eventually, my brother and his friends came back and took me back home, where my brother had a good laugh over all the Facebook videos.