Typical Tony

So you guys voted and the winner was Tony.

So it was 5th grade.I had stayed after school to help a teacher. So I was getting stuff from my locker when two 7th Graders showed up. I new they we looking for trouble because they usually mess with me. There names were Mark and Zack.

"Hey Mark look its our favorite loser!" Zack said as they walked up to me.

"Oh yeah!" Mark said coming closer. "How are you doing?"

I didn't say anything so Mark started to give me a noogie.

"Please leave me alone..." I grunted through gritted teeth.

Mark pushes me into the lockers and steps back from me laughing.

"So you want to take your beating like a man or like a coward, " Zack said leaning into my face.

I decided I should get this over with so I got up. But as I got Nd lifted my head since Zack was right there I hit him in the face. Hard.

"Ahhhh! ****! My face!" He screamed holding his face.

I tried to explain what happened. But bullies don't listen or care so I ran. I could hear them gaining on me so I ran faster. Turned the corner and through the front doors and hid in the bushes. I didn't look up, because I was afraid of being spotted. Apparently, I was anyway because two pairs of hands grabbed my tighty whites and lifted me up from the bushes.

"Ooooowwww! Lemme go! Lemme go! Lemme go!" I screamed my attackers.

"Let me think about that," Zack said. "Nah."

Mark ripped off my backpack and emptied out the contents. Meanwhile Zack sits on my back wedging me. Soon Mark comes over and wet willies me.

"Aww isn't this fun?" Mark said to me laughing. I only groaned in response.

Then suddenly a loud voice comes from behind us.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

I lifted my head up to see who it is and it was Tony. And he was mad. Really mad.

"Calm down dude!" Mark says as Zack steps off of me. "Were just messing around."

"Besides why the hell do you care." Zack says.

Tony then snatches the fronts of their shirts, lifts them both off the ground and gets into their faces.

"Because that's my little brother." Tony sneers. "And I don't like it when brats like you start 'messing around' with my little brother."

"D-d-d-d-dude, were sorry!" Zack stummers.

Tony starts to chuckle. "Oh your not sorry. Your just saying that. You're scared. But, if I ever see you touch my baby brother again you will be sorry." Tony said coldly dropping them to the ground. "Now beat it dumb a**es before I get really mad!"

Mark and Zack didn't hesitate. They took off faster then ever. I have never seen a human run that fast. I got up and started picking up my books like nothing happened then Tony comes up and helps me.

"Hey you OK little man, they seemed to have got you good before I showed up." Tony said messing up my hair.

"Yeah I'm OK ," I said quietly as I zipped up my backpack. "Thankfully you came before anything serious happened."

"Your welcome," Tony smiled. "No one gives my baby brother a wedgie but me! And of course anyone else in the family."

I rolled my eyes and walked with him to the car. We talked a bit. But after a while I zoned out and let my imagination go free. Then I got pulled out the car. Tony was carrying me over his shoulder.

"Let me down Tony!" I yelled kicking my legs.

"Ow that hurt you brat!" Tony scolded. "Now I have to teach you a lesson." He grabbed my underwear and yanked it to my mid back and kept it like that. Every time I pleaded with him to let go he just laughed. He opened the door and walked in. And Dylan was on the couch while my dog Emma was sleeping. He turned and saw us.

"What are you doing Tiny?" He asked coming over to us.

"Nothing special." Tony said grinning.

Dylan just nodded and went to the kitchen. Tony took me up stairs to his room and threw me on the bed.

"Tony, please let me go!" I pleaded.

"Don't I get a reward for saving you for the billionth time!" Tony said grabbing my underwear again. "You owe me."

Before I could beg him not to. He started bouncing me. After a while he just started to noogie me enjoying all of the little noises I made. Finally he lifted me up in the air and saw the opportunity to put over my head. So he did. He took my underwear and hooked it under my nose.

"That was refreshing." Tony said giving me a wet willie. "Now get out." Then he pushed me outside his room and closed the door. I took my underwear off my head and sighed. Emma came up and happily licked my face. I just laughed and fixed my underwear. So I went to my room with her and started to watch TV.


There you have it. There's my Tony story. So leave a name of one of my siblings in the comment of who you want next.