I Met Interesting People...

So within I have only been to hospital 3 times. Each an interesting experience.
1st time: I OD'd on Prozac, seizured on the bathroom floor with my pants half off (sexy?) I woke up and talked to the docs they wheeled me off to short term. I left in 4 days.it was pretty tame
2nd time: few weeks after the first hospitalization, I was back again. I was stuck in the Psychiatric Assessment unit for five days. It was normal until day 3, one of the patients had taken a liking to me. He would watch me. My boyfriend came so I could register for courses (he would go home and register for me.) now during this the patient tapped me on the back, I turned around and said hi, he replied with 'hi' and would just stare at me
so I would turn around and continue to do what I was doing, but he kept tapping me on the shoulder so I ignored him. Next he started poking me, I turned around once to smile
and ignored him the rest of the time. Next he started playing with my hair, by this time my boyfriend was sending death glares towards the other kid, and my mom just sat there and laughed her *** off. Later on when I was reading, this patient would come and play with my hair and at one point he started pulling hairs so I hid in my room. In the middle of the night I woke up to the nurses telling him he couldn't come into my room...that was about the weirdest thing.

3rd time: now this stay was AMAZING, pure amusement.
When I was waiting in Emergency, this angry girl came in glaring and screaming as the cops had her cuffed. It was pretty scary.

Anyways, the next day I felt exhausted...maybe because I overdosed. Anyways, I woke up to the gril who came in cuffs staring through my little window. She yelled "mom?" to me q few times. After a few times I got up to get to the dining area. The girl was right by the door. While I was eating I saw her open and close my door a few times. I felt a bit irritated so I looked at another direction while I ate.

When i returned to my room I tried to go back to sleep but i kept being woken up by the girl or the nurse giving me mess, checking my blood preassure, blood tests. Than a guy named Chewy came into my room, I momentarily thought he was a nurse but I was proven wrong. He came and said 'hi' than he handed me my bra than backed away while yelling "okay? Okay " after that chewy and the other girl were coming in and out of my room. The nurse told me chewy preyed on the younger girls. Anyways, he kept harassing me (he had no sense of personal space) he tried to come in my room. He got sent to his room for harrasing me so much. This guy would also call restaurants and 911, scream "hello?" and hang up...so they unhooked the phone.

Chewy got sent to his room(again.) when I was reading in peace I saw a boy around my age getting a tour of the place. We made the "are you sane " eye contact. After his tour he sat in front of me and told me he would sit with me because I looked sane. He was in the "dungeon" previously. I said "oh I passed by that yesterday!" he said he saw me with my mom. Than he said when he first saw me he wanted to jack off to me. He than said I had a nice figure, than he proceeded to tell me I was making him hard just talking to him, he than stood up and flashed me to prove it.

Next guy thought he was god and he wouldn't stop singing. When we first met I politely introduced myself and he said "I don't want anything more than friendship" I told him I have a boyfriend and there was no way in he'll I was going to cheat. This guy calls me babe and hottie now...anyways he called his friend so I could listen to his off key singing over the phone. He requested I talk to his friend who is apparently bad with girls. And mid way through the song he asked me to let his friend know that he wanted to listen to his own video so he could hear himself sing.

I had a few admirers, one got particularly obsessive and I had to break the friendship which made me sad
FrodoTBagginz FrodoTBagginz
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1 Response Jul 12, 2010

IF someone can answer and identify the following ob<x>jects then there is nothing wrong with them… it’s your imagination that’s bothering you and its all in your mind only … there’s nothing wrong with you.<br />
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The below Styled Test is or was being preformed by a : DR: David M. Bortnick PHD / PSYD Florida<br />
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Answer the following questions:<br />
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Do you know what a writing instrument such as a Pen / Pencil is. ? Will be shown one .<br />
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Do you know what a Shoe is ? Will be shown one either the one he/she is wearing or the ones your wearing .<br />
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Do you know what a Paper Weight is ? Will be shown one .<br />
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Do you know who the current U.S President is ? Will be asked<br />
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Do you know who the former U.S. President Was ? Will be asked <br />
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Do you know who Governor is ? applies to the state you reside in/at ? Will be asked<br />
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Do you know what a Glass / Cup / Coffee Mug is used for, might be shown a cup that’s filled with water / Coffee , Etc .<br />
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Can you pour yourself a Drink with out help ?.<br />
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Can you take a bath / shower with out help ?<br />
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I’M PROPBABLY MISSING A FEW MORE OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL BE ASKED BY THEM TO YOU.. BUT I THINK I’VE GOT MOST OF THEM.<br />
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Since you’ve probably are more then likely to pass the above exam . You will be told the following: <br />
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This is the Fun part of it because now before the evaluation is over..it turns into A Political / Economic and Social Innuendo Statement/s will be made and directed at or towards You or about You.<br />
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The Doctor isn’t going to be happy at all t, He / She Will have a Conservatives bias against you and others like You . and will state something like this, <br />
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I pay my Taxes into Social Security.. and you haven’t or aren’t being helpful since you aren’t working and paying into the system like I’ve been doing,. Are a waste of my money in the taxes I pay because of people like you,. <br />
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The problems that your prior diagnosis made by your current or prior doctors were made to mislead you or you were mis-diagnosed by them.. and there isn’t anything really wrong with you at all,. So I’m Sending you back to work.<br />
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I’VE GOT MOST OF THE STATEMENTS THAT WILL BE MADE THAT I CAN RECALL FOR A SSI / SSDI Evaluations that are done. <br />
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Social Security will then send you a letter Stating that there is nothing wrong with you legally under the scope of the Law.. and all you need to do is get a Job and return to work. <br />
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Just remember its just your imagination