Larned State Hospital, Kansas
If there is a place in this world that deserves the sign “Abandon Hope All Who Enter” it is “Larned State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Kansas”.
I have written about the Menninger Clinic but not Larned because I don’t like most memories of Larned. They tried to break me.
They said they were going to get me to show my true colors. I have never been so polite in all my life. The psychiatrists were never fooled for a second but I was not going to give them any thing to show the Judge. I smiled. I looked bewildered. I skinned them alife in my dreams. I killed them over and over in my dreams.
I do have one nice memory from Larned. The Hospital's Dentist would sneak off and leave this wonderful aid in charge. She would send for me and **** my brains out. How could I refuse? I loved it because she was an enthusiastic older woman and we were pulling one over the authorities.
Let me tell you about my first few monuments at this place. I was taken to this auditorium and put on the stage. The head psychiatrist was lecturing a group of students. He was talking about me because he wanted them to see first hand a clever sociopath. I was sitting on a straight back chair with two guards standing behind me. He was talking about how dangerous and a real threat to society I was. I just sat there smiling. I winked at a couple of the prettier girls.
I was quiet until he started saying I was a repressed homosexual. I said “Excuse me sir. Is this your hypotheses or is it a fact? It has to be just a theory because you just met me. Let us try an experiment.
I will chose these three beautiful young ladies to come up on the stage. You pick three of the men you find attractive and then we will have them take off their clothes. Then I will undress and we can see which way my **** points.”
LMFAO! He had the guards take me to solitary. Fortunately I had a tooth ache and the rest is history…DD