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I Have Been to Rehab

Flight Patterns

By: Lilt
Written on August 19th, 2012
By: Lilt
Age: 46-50
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  • Pmacphoto

    Well I was looking for you but you must have been taking a dump so I left. I as the guy that passed the OJ in the morning and if you can drop by the house I`ll introduce you to JC.

    Jan 5
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  • goodlittlegirl

    Maybe God was on his vacation in Prison when you were there. I know thats one of his favorite haunts. =)

    Jan 5
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    • Lilt

      The parole board loves that born-again ****.

      Jan 5
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  • wheretheskymeetsthesea

    Most of us don't find God when we're standing up or standing tall. It's when we're unable to stand alone that we may discover Him.

    The manidatory Friday night kareoke sounds dreadful.

    Nov 16, 2012
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  • Lilt

    Oh no, not forced at all! But he did sound a little sneaky. I was told he would find me, when I least expected it. O_O

    I cannot say that about Kareoke. It was mandatory on Friday nights.

    Sep 12, 2012
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  • Hurldog

    Sorry you had to go through the **** storm.......did you at least run into Nurse Ratched?

    Aug 26, 2012
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  • Lilt

    No, hlpflwthat, I did not see Betty there either.

    Aug 20, 2012
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  • hlpflwthat

    Betty Ford?

    Aug 20, 2012
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  • Lilt

    Funny, lots of the people in rehab have plenty of meetings with cops too.

    Aug 20, 2012
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    • DenteAvvelenato

      Hmm okay bad analogy maybe ... Because on occasion cops do actually show up ... Cops 1 God 0

      Aug 20, 2012
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  • DenteAvvelenato

    He is like a cop, in that he never seems to be around when you need him

    Aug 19, 2012
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