I Have Been to Rehab

Flight Patterns

By: Lilt

Written on August 19th, 2012

“I don't think you fully understand the public, my friend; in this country, when something is out of order, then the quickest way to get it fixed is the best way.”
― Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

I met some of the most fascinating people, during my stay in the hospital for rehabilitation. Caring, funny, brilliant people. I had the opportunity to interact with VIP's from every walk of life.

I heard God was there. He seemed to be very popular with most everyone. But I never ran into him. Not even once.

By: Lilt

Age: 46-50

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11 responses

Pmacphoto

Well I was looking for you but you must have been taking a dump so I left. I as the guy that passed the OJ in the morning and if you can drop by the house I`ll introduce you to JC.

Jan 5
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goodlittlegirl

Maybe God was on his vacation in Prison when you were there. I know thats one of his favorite haunts. =)

Jan 5
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- Lilt
  The parole board loves that born-again ****.
  
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wheretheskymeetsthesea

Most of us don't find God when we're standing up or standing tall. It's when we're unable to stand alone that we may discover Him.
The manidatory Friday night kareoke sounds dreadful.

Nov 16, 2012
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Lilt

Oh no, not forced at all! But he did sound a little sneaky. I was told he would find me, when I least expected it. O_O

I cannot say that about Kareoke. It was mandatory on Friday nights.

Sep 12, 2012
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Hurldog

Sorry you had to go through the **** storm.......did you at least run into Nurse Ratched?

Aug 26, 2012
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Lilt

No, hlpflwthat, I did not see Betty there either.

Aug 20, 2012
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hlpflwthat

Betty Ford?

Aug 20, 2012
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Lilt

Funny, lots of the people in rehab have plenty of meetings with cops too.

Aug 20, 2012
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- DenteAvvelenato
  Hmm okay bad analogy maybe ... Because on occasion cops do actually show up ... Cops 1 God 0
  
  Aug 20, 2012
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DenteAvvelenato

He is like a cop, in that he never seems to be around when you need him

Aug 19, 2012
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