I am always being naughty
Though I am trying to be good.
The lady in the timber yard
She always gives me wood.

I said I would get my tools
And work it good and proper
But first of all I quietly asked her
To kindly hold my chopper. 

She look with great distain
And slapped me round the face. 
She told me that my woodworking
Was a total disgrace! 

deleted deleted
1 Response May 15, 2012