Deer Highway

Nothing like a paintball gun & a few moving targets!

Deer f***s up more crops than you think, & cause car accidents. Including, my own car.

F'n dumb a** Bambi jumps out of the woods & onto my car while I'm driving... & wham! 2G's worth of damage! I only wish I had a pistol then, I would have winged it as it ran into the woods!

So now, if I see any deer on my property I will gleefully sting their hide on sight. I only wish I had a hunting license & a thirty-odd-six w/ a scope.

Yes it can be adventursome....



One must be very careful where you lay down....



Shoes are wise!

Dear oh dear, can you imagine sunbathing in that backyard!

Yes, I know what you mean. I frequently go into the backyard to barbeque or place material in the composter. The deer merely raise their heads..and look. Don't seem all that concerned. A few days ago we even had a moose.

Have deer in the woods behind my home often also---I was almost hit by a deer on Saturday---literally---I was out for a walk--went by this home that has a deer feeder--always lots of deer meandering around---one comes running out from behind the house--passed in front of me--maybe 6 feet--that's it--thought--holy sh** what a story that would've been---"woman hit by deer while out for a walk!"

I'm familiar with deer in the back yard. We get them a lot. My dog barks her head off, but they just stand out of range and look at her.