Eructation Trouble.

I have always had trouble with eructation. Even when I used to drink a lot of fizzy drink, I just couldn't get the burps out! I am frequenly in a state of unbelchability. And when I do get the urge, it can be incredibly frustrating and even uncomfortable. Oh, to burp! Darn eructation dysfunction.
TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
31-35, M
2 Responses Jun 17, 2007

this EP place really is amazing .. i'm always envious of my friends' and boyfriend's burps. and here is a place where people share my pain :D

My Dad used to burp the ABC's for us when we were kids. I could never fake burp, and it shattered my dreams of being a stand up comic. Now my father glares when someone belches at the table, but we kindly remind him of his performances when we were younger. Sadly, unlike the ability to raise one eyebrow, the false belch never came to me. Oh well, guess I'm stuck in the writers room.