My Shamefull Story

I am a two fingered typist who rarely corrects my stuff and invariably one of my fingers goes astray or is faster than the other one so I get letters reversed. even on very simple words. I'm not illiterate just not a very talented typist.

ok, ok I'm a two fingered typist, shame hangs head..... I tried to quit, tried using three or more ..I cant no talent. Maybe there is a support group for klutzes who are simularly afflicted. We could have fund raisers and get a nonprofit status hire telemarketers and bug the hell out of all a yaz for donations to keep us in good irish whiskey. A necessary medication to keep our fingers limber..

Well I also use it for mouthwash as it does kill germs .

Maybe with your generous support and donations we can wipe this socially disturbing ailment out in our life time so that it will never again cause the embarassing social stigma of being a person with dyslexic fingers.

The national handicap act could be modified to account for the huge number of hopelessly klutzy individuals who suffer from  the cruel jokes and stigma of Dyslexic  fingers.

TBC

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Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
56-60, M
2 Responses Feb 1, 2008

Ok I can so fix this one for both of you. There are a million on-line typing programs that can help. Coming from someone who last tested in the over 65 range I can say that I even use it to improve my speed and acuracy. Now if they only had a spelling program... that I suck at!<br />
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BTW... MM as much as you type I'd think that this would help you most of all!<br />
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xoxo<br />
MSP

Absolutley hahaha thanx for lwetting me know that "we" are indeeed not alone in this sad affliction. <br />
Dx