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I Have A Good One For You Guys, Ima Make It Very Short Tho

Ok so I was about 8 or 9 years old. My mom still dressed me and she was upset at me for something, I do not remember what. Was running late for this summer camp thing I was signed up for and she just snatched some cloths up and threw them at me... well... The shorts were my moms short shorts and when I complained about the shorts being tight she just kinda blew me off and sent me straight there in those tiny *** shorts... I remember the lie I came up with. "O these are a smaller pair of shorts from when I was younger" And thank god my peers bought that crap. Not sure why the adults there didnt say anything but meh. Then my aunt came to pick me up and when she saw me her jaw dropped and 1st thing come out of her mouth "Boy why in the hell are you wearin coochie cutters?!?!?!" I told her what happened and she drove me straight to my moms and gave her an ear full. >_>;
Krie Krie 22-25 2 Responses May 1, 2012

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Lol this story really made me laugh :)

Hahaha.. that's unfortunate for sure! Way to be though making it work on the fly.