For A Time...

I had a place to hide but alas you found me.....
HappinessExhausted HappinessExhausted
41-45, F
1 Response Jul 13, 2010

Yep. Ya gotta do better than that I'm afraid. Also, you might have a better chance of not being found if you don't leave a trail of Cheezums or whatever those airy, crunchy orange things are. Also, try leaving false leads and red herrings, like leave a trail of Bugles or Funyums going quite some ways down the right fork in a road then double back and head up the left fork. Also, use bodies of water to your advantage - one's trail always stops at a body of water because at that point there is no scent, no footprints, no Cheezums, no Bugles, no Funyums. Also, kids will point the way somebody went unless they have been bribed with candy and if you give them even just a bit of change they will agree to point in the wrong direction if someone comes looking for you. Also, if you have dogs after you, pay people along the way to trade clothes with you and sprinkle Tabasco Sauce behind you. More tips on request.