I Quit Counting.My eye doc told me he could either give me some new glasses or prescribe me a fifth of whiskey per day, and I wouldn't care whether I could see or not.
So I opted for the glasses, then lost them.
So I got another pair, and broke them.
Now I just go down to the dollar store and buy them 3 or 4 pair at a time and keep them everywhere I think I might need them. I'm not sure how many pair I own now, I quit counting at 14.